As I sit here, with the laptop on my, well, lap, I am watching Jellybean play boxing on Wii Sports. Let me invite you into the monologue I am getting.
Oh! Yeah! You want a piece of me? You want a piece of the birthday girl?
C'mon! How do you like that? And that? How 'bout that?
Huh? Is that making you hungry?
You wanna knuckle samich?
Huh? You hungry? I can give it to ya!
You likin' that?
I'm not even breakin' a sweat here! You're probably tellin' your friends I'm a pro. Heh, bro! Take it!
You can't take down the birthday girl!
I'm all over this thang! Oh yeah, that's right. Take that! Gettin' beat by a girl!
and that's a knockout!
Who taught this girl to talk smack? Oh wait...Perhaps I should be callin' by lawyer on this one; I don't want to incriminate myself...