5 Question Friday Follow

1. What's your guilty pleasure?

Guilty pleasure, huh?  Guilty?!  What!  Do I LOOK guilty!?!  What are you trying to say?  You never saw a thing *slowly backing away* Nothing, I tell you; you saw NOTHING!  I'm afraid I can't answer this question without my lawyer present.  I'm sorry!  I just can't - especially after the entire Chocolate Fiasco of '87.  Infamous case; I'm really surprised (& relieved) that you haven't heard of me before because...Oh!  I almost said too much!

2. What is your favorite TV series?

I don't have "TV" per se.  I have the actual TV but we have no cable, satellite or other such means to watch many shows through it however, that said, I do still like to open my little laptop and watch me some Biggest Loser or Extreme Makeover - Home Edition. 
3. Can you speak any foreign languages?

Fluently? No.   However, I can order french fries in French AND most importantly, I can ask where the bathroom is, what time is it, how do you say, how are you etc, etc along those lines.  I can tell you my name and possibly manage to garble out a half-witted conversation (on MY end) for oh, about 5 minutes.

I know a handful of Japanese words, a handful of Spanish words, half a handful of Norwegian words, a couple words in Cree, a... All right, I'll stop there!  I know a whole bunch of words tht amount to a hill of nothing much because I could only carry on a conversation with myself and I would probably leave confused!  (HA!)

I can also spell sign and know a growing number of ASL (but I guess that isn't really foreign is it?).

4. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

According to my husband I only have one set of feet and, therefore, only require one set of shoes so I have 2 pair of runners (the work out pair and the painting pair), 1 pair of dressy flats, 6 pair of heels, 4 pair of dress boots, 1 pair of ropers, 1 pair of hikers, 1 pair of rubber boots, 2 pair of winter boots (emergency car boots and boots I wear for everyday), 1 pair of polishable black shoes for one of my jobs, and about 'fo*cough cough*our' pairs of flip flops (perhaps more).  That's a lot more than one set per pair of feet...and I would buy more (were I not trying to be the responsible one and well, you know, buy groceries, pay bills and whatnot.)  Oh curse you, you whatnot!!!!!!!

5. What's your favorite kind of M&M's...peanut, almond, straight up regular, etc.?

All time favorite M&M? Aside from the fact that it contains chocolate so that is just a given, right?  Ok, so on those grounds I would definitely say, without question, without hesitation that my favorite M&M is...Peanut the Green!  But only because he is so darn cute!  I could never eat him though!  Who would join the red guy?  However, were I to be going into a store and happened to have some money in my pocket and a sweet tooth going on (like THAT would EVER happen...unless it is laced with flax seed, organic and washed by virgin maidens it  isn't going into this body - my body is a temple.  Why are you giggling? You saw my picture?  Dagnapit!  I forgot all about that!  Rats!).

Ok, without further delay, to answer your question it would be the almonds!  I love almonds.  I love chocolate.  I love candy coating that won't melt in your hand! 

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I have answered all the questions but I have a dilemma.  The time is 11:49 pm on Thursday night.  What's a girl to do?  I can't hit "post" right now, just like that or I will be LYING!  *GASP* I can't post 5QF/Follow on Thursday!  The "F" is for Friday!  So, here's the plan, I will schedule this for posting in 15 minutes.  It will then be Friday; I am being authentic in having posted it ON Friday (because authentic is good right?) but I won't have to try and find the time to write this post tomorrow (almost today) and I will just have to link up with y'all during lunch (because nothing rounds out a perfectly balanced meal like blogger. Not a food group?  Oh!  Aren't you guys a bunch of Negative Nancy's.  {grin}.

Anywho, join up! It's fun getting to know you, getting to meet you and getting to be just a tad bit silly (which is one of the perks to answering these just before bed; I get to add in the goofy factor and I am all about the goof!

Happy Friday Everyone!