Wednesday, December 30, 2009

I hate my body, now pass the cheeseball

I have begun a sub-blog to help me be accountable and to help me moderate myself on a journey I have embarked to reclaim my body. Yes, my body has been overtaken by a secret enemy. From henceforth we will refer to this enemy as The Smoosh. The Smoosh has completely taken over my belly; I haven't seen an abdomen muscle in a VERY long time. I used to have a lovely, ripped tummy area...but I digress from my focus. The Smoosh has begun to move into the areas of the thighs and the butt. No! Not the butt! Ooooh! How I despise The Smoosh!

If you are interested in supporting me or interested in joining me please hop on over to a post I did there called "I hate my body, now pass the cheeseball". I mean, really, am I the only one who will cry into a bag of doritos all the while pinching the excess on my stomach and jiggling it for my husband to see me in ALL my glory? I didn't think so.

Oh, and as far as me sharing all this embarrassing information about myself, all I can say is, your welcome. Now let me go pull my head out of the sand so I can write down a game plan...


  1. I'm going to adopt "the smoosh" for my abdomen, and sigh, butt!! I totally know what you mean about crying into a bag of doritos. I just topped off an very healthy morning/lunch with a slice of cheesecake. Hopping over to your new blog. . .

  2. The Smoosh is awesome!! hahaha. This is one of the many reasons why I adore you. :) Good luck with the new venture - the blog and fitness ultimatum - and know that there are a ton of people supporting you! Hope everything is going well. I have been so absent recently! :)

  3. You make me laugh! Will need to go see what all this smoosh is about! I support you 100%!