You heard it here first

Or you will, in a couple minutes, if you choose to read on but first, I must warn you, it's just a bunch of craziness - kid craziness. Chuckle inducing kid craziness.




I picked Bug up from my friend's this afternoon and as we were driving back home, he says to me, "Mom, I just burped a quiet burp, my head popped off real quick and landed back on my neck. Did it go on straight or crooked?"
 

I don't know.  What do you think? Did it go on straight?