I said boy cheese not girl cheese!

This young man is as mischievious as he looks; his sense of humor almost flows from this picture. He is a goof - a fun, spirited, goof.I went to make him lunch yesterday and asked if he wanted a grill cheese sandwich.

"Mom," he cried, "I. am. a. boy! And I need a boy cheese samich not a girl cheese samich."

What does a boy cheese samich look like...

...very similar to a "girl cheese samich" apparently.

When am I going to learn? We have had this conversation a few times now. When will I learn to simply ask if he wants a boy cheese samich? {Sigh}